Dearest fellows of the universe who read our blog, I have had enough.
Enough of what you ask?
I have had enough of Nigerian and Ghanian scammers who think that e-mailing me that they have paid for my ipad is enough verification for me to go ahead and send it off to Nigeria (they also add £40 for express delivery charges, how kind).
This, this is starting to get old.
It was funny at one point when I started getting e-mails from Amazon telling me to post it straight away or my account would be disabled, or when they e-mailed telling me with horrendous grammar, e.g. "Contact Us" - Seriously, who puts capitals in the middle of a sentence.
You have all met Tanios Mallah, the lovely man from our balcony interviews, well, as we have discovered, he is a little bit Nigerian, therefore speaks, a little bit of Pigeon. You can imagine the favour he did for me when he e-mailed them back telling them I was a Nigerian girl, and to stop taking me as a fool.
I thought it was over.
I really thought people were interested in my beautiful, sexy, sleek ipad, little did I know, they were not. Damn.
Tracy, my dear Tracy, Tracy was a wonderful woman, she told me all I wanted to hear, she wrote such sweet words, (as you can see below)
Little did I know, Tracy was a liar, as they all are. Damn things break our hearts without warning.
Amazon sent another 'convincing' e-mail, oh and where did they want me to send it?
Yep.
Nigeria.
Now, if I didn't know there was a 419 scamming group, sending it there would be no problem, but the pure fact they told me they paid for it, and to send it straight away, and expected me not to check my actual Amazon account, well. All I could say was...
Tracy, my dear Tracy, Tracy was a wonderful woman, she told me all I wanted to hear, she wrote such sweet words, (as you can see below)
Little did I know, Tracy was a liar, as they all are. Damn things break our hearts without warning.
Amazon sent another 'convincing' e-mail, oh and where did they want me to send it?
Yep.
Nigeria.
Now, if I didn't know there was a 419 scamming group, sending it there would be no problem, but the pure fact they told me they paid for it, and to send it straight away, and expected me not to check my actual Amazon account, well. All I could say was...
